Oh! I did read Ghost Story. I forgot that one. I'll check out Floating Dragon.

King's ridiculous verbosity is sometimes awesome to me, tbh. This probably explains a lot of things about my own writing (but I am not Stephen King and can't get away with it). Sometimes, the verbosity gets annoying--I think people are afraid to edit him much anymore and that's really not to his benefit in some cases.

That SNL skit sounds hilarious.